Driving to Ciao! Bella! I followed the most amazing truck. It was a 3/4 ton Dodge with the big diesel. The only way it would be possible to be more macho would be a Hummer with the snorkel kit.

Now here is the kicker. The tailgate was totally covered with bumperstickers. 1 I heart cops, 1 jesus was a hippie, and 22 of the vaguely pro-lesbian humorous variety. These ranged from "Boys Lie" to (my favorite) "Mom, sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a Lesbian".

If it wasn't 3216 miles from my wife and kids I'd love this town.