It's father's day. I am 3216 miles from my wife and kids by the GPS. I am receiving no hugs from my three beautiful boys. I am not having brunch with my sisters and brother and father and mother. I am receiving no hugs and kisses from my wife. I am not having a wonderful dinner of Grilled Anything with my wife and kids. I am not having a squirtgun fight or riding bikes with the two oldest boys. I am not feeding or burping my infant son. I am not reading the necessary three stories to them at bedtime. I am not having spectacular sex after the kids go to sleep.

Today I hate my Job